People are incompetent

I open letters for the Mayor of London, here are some of the things I've seen written in them. People really do say the funniest and stupidest things sometimes!

shootong (shooting). loose a loved one. i am a single working part-time mother
wondered why "sky" was not painted or stick to the sides of the car as enormous
inviolved evidense incompetance offense
a letter from Turkey with 31 stamps on it containing a single A4 sheet of paper
buss reniual condiductor borugh
help me lot time/i like lot/they very good/please no close Deaf project/we very trust them/please you help no close deaf project/please you write me say what happen.
remeber Human Tighs ploce state exttradition privet sector
Concerns over your statement you made on TV saying. You was looking into the numbers of affordable housing which haerd reconised as to weather the man..
fell off his pocket phone latter gherbils this is lies envielmental police
asre pacience whenver forigners througout trammer (trauma)
eletric over ground train routs read side (road side) fire seves (services) beeing
it coast over a million waring (warning) rong dose (does) flonting the law
beleave me a police sitting in a car respible
hope I wont be fobbed off with a letter (because judging by the one you have written you won't be able to read it!)
I personally alone with many others.. he felt know sexual inclinations
this lot is from a PCSO:
cummity diverty disapline keeps them of the street comunicate
they'r wheather photoe had a bite of bad luck badley diversty
knifes homes who parents are God help us moped head tubu station
in the late 80s (october 1984 to be precise) pention recie electrolasis
eletodes pumpt intoe thats wright combution coffe exibition
yaddies
likely i escaped in founding an honest workman traters (bnp leaflet) mobil telefone
cease my goods
you intend making changes to the system (this one's from the house of commons)
movie stairs on the bus conveiate building survivor being a nuance
didnt no at the time drug test was Clare speed aidvitamens wakening for my baby locazaid the parson i was in hospital with section out on ball
he dose no i wont it removed
i like what i have study travel & tourism I like kids old parson i can sing love to go on big brother. i am very concern youth who are invole in i have a small scare
my hushand has been in the removals business we cannot possible ask our customers
access for disables people
addressed to KL congratulating him on a winning tv campaign-3 months after he lost
we no these useless labour...we was glad to see the back of..
these letters you see in the papers are wrote by...
keep well away from them there nasty barmy people
Livingstone dune nothing.. dont give a dam se me and my wife pleas do
I have all the werk loged apolergise I' am incompertent arsking wast
whot conpleet pensernase (pensioners) fore years arfter nothink
projek emforsimea (emphysema) wich i dought enythink seeing you in our mist mehboob (thats a real name!) I am sadden to be writing this excusing him of not stopping an unfortunately situation success in city hall and your mayor ship Meir rewuest
treveling do not no the area alcahol I would be very greatly if you could once again..
I am a virgin, roman catholic single mother of my only child. sunny crouch (real name)


I did note the irony in the original name for this post "spellin errors" and yes, missing the g was a genuine mistake!